circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via encourage)

owlmylove:

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

(via oh-elohim)

(via bang)

fuckyeahamurica:

cuddleswithhiddles:

cumberbatchkisses:

vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America 

did we send neil armstrong to the moon

or did we send him back to the moon

(via unescapable)

yungxsinatra:

Being accused of having an attitude when you don’t have an attitude which results in you catching a stank ass attitude 😊

(Source: wanshinobi, via imreallycoolandfriendly)

thepoeticlovechild:

logicisfree:

imninm:

imninm:

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

The Krusty Trap.

(via pueblano)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: crunchingonicedcoffeesugar, via hotboyproblems)

spankmehardbarry:

lol why’d they call it a bra? more like 

(Source: binches, via unescapable)